Apparently, a problem evangelical Christians have is that we just don’t get postmodern people. We plain miss their point. According to Morgan Guyton (here) we aren’t ironic enough, we crave a 1950’s plasticated lifestyle and use the Bible as a political weapon to force a social agenda on people. Apparently there is no other option – either be committed to postmodernism or find oneself in an “enclave” of “Pleasantville.” It is not that I disagree with all that postmodernism says. Postmoderns provide stinging critiques of modernism, all well and good, but not much is provided to takes modernity’s place. In fact, many claim that postmodernism is really hyper-modernism, the modern project taken…